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Wednesday 25 April 2018

Deadly Vehicles:

Any day now we should expect to see a gang of raucous protesters marching on Ottawa and Washington, noisily protesting the production and sale of those evil vans and trucks.

The mowing down of ten pedestrians and the mutilation of another dozen on Yonge St in Toronto should do it. This foul deed by one homicidal jerk should be enough incentive for some perpetually p'd-off agitators to gather a gang of professional whiners to protest the sale and use of such dangerous vehicles.

It's not as though this were an isolated incident. Remember Nice? Paris? Israel? London? 

No doubt those people who insist on buying and using these deadly weapons of mass destruction will be labelled The Van Lobby by this special interest group. 

Saturday 21 April 2018

Wynne's Trump Card:

Kathleen Wynne's bombshell comparing Doug Ford to Donald Trump is something less than terrifying.

It's also something less than a diplomatic thing to say for the premier of a province that deals heavily with our American neighbors.

It is, however, a perfect example of why people, distrustful of politicians like Wynne, are seeking alternatives.

Donald Trump is only one example of a trend showing voters smartening up around the planet. That might be attributed to our electronic revolution which makes information that doesn't depend on advertising more easily available to more people.

What kind of information? That's still a work in progress, but Wynne's intemperate attacks are beginning to make Doug Ford look very good.

It might be a good idea for Ford to just sit back and relax and let Wynne and Horwath do all the electioneering he needs for him.

Sunday 15 April 2018

Odie:

Odie is our little black Abyssinian with a white bow tie under his chin.

He's Cat #2 at our house. 13-year old Garfield, Bianca's cat, is Cat #1. Both are spoiled rotten, mostly because we allow them extra slack due to the fact they are persecuted.

We live in Oakville, probably the only town in the world where cats are held captive. They're not allowed outdoors to control the town's rodents because they might be a danger to songbirds. When given the choice, our councillors here are strictly for the birds.

Never mind that the Egyptian Pharaohs valued their cats enough to mummify them and take them into the next world with them when they expired.

Never mind that following the San Francisco earthquake when the rodents threatened to take over the ruins, cats went as high as US $200 each. That's in 1906 dollars. The town councillors in Oakville took the time off from their busy schedules to appease the rodents among us.

Anyhow, back to Odie. A true Abyssinian, he's impossible to contain. Most of the neighbors appreciate him because he cleans up the rodents around the neighborhood. When he's tired of playing with them, he bites their heads off and leaves the little corpses on the back lawn. I use the long-handled picker-uppers from Dollarama to pick them up and put them in the garbage.

That ice storm made outside excursions uncomfortable for him and Garf and we finally had to put him in the garage. We checked at half-hour intervals to see if he was ready to come back in. This went on until bedtime with no sign of Odie. Finally, Eleanor got him in around 10pm.

"He's in!" she hollered, and I continued surfing the Web. Some time later, there was a clunk somewhere and I assumed it was one of our neighbors fidgeting outside with a snow shovel.

Then there were more clunks and it dawned on me that the sounds came from the bathroom. Sure enough, there was Odie in the contoured tub playing ping-pong with a mouse.

It was about the third or fourth time he did that this season. Very sneakily, he'd bring a mouse in with him from the garage and take it straight upstairs into the big tub where he would play with it to his heart's content until someone put a paper coffee cup over it and carried it outside. 

People who think cats are not too bright should give their heads a shake. It takes some imagination for a cat to figure out that the slick sides of a tub are about the only thing in a household to be impossible for a mouse to climb. Those little suckers could go straight up the sides of a brick wall outside when a cat's chasing them.

Anyhow, I scooped the mouse and took that paper coffee cup outside. It was cold and the poor mouse was all curled up shivering in the bottom and I felt sorry for him, so I put the cup down horizontally near a big pile of leaves that the wind had swirled into a heap outside the front door. 

I checked the next morning and there was no sign of either the mouse or the cup following a cold and windy night.

Wednesday 4 April 2018

The Trump Card:

After a year of Donald Trump, most Americans should be able to see how much he was needed.

It's not about how much voters admire Donald Trump.

It's about how much America needs a course correction only someone outside the existing political loop is likely to deliver.